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The British Show the World Once Again they don’t Give a Shit what Century it is

The Royal Wedding is awesome. The Brits, like most of the rest of the world, are knock-knock-knocking on the door of fiscal insolvency. They are closing their office in Florence to save money for Christ’s sake. But that isn’t going … Continue reading

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Its Official: Obama can go and Fuck Right Off

I’m so done with this mutherfucker. And it hurts. It really hurts. I bought the whole package, hook, line and fucking sinker. The charismatic, intellectual black man with the progressive agenda to navigate this American ship away from stormy seas … Continue reading

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Dear Darfur: Find Some Oil or Shut the Fuck Up

In case you didn’t notice, 6 people in Libya got a headache, 4 people turned their ankles, 3 people got diarrhea, 2 people pulled a hamstring, and 1 chick broke a newly manicured nail. And what happened? Tomahawk missiles up … Continue reading

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Afghanistan, You Just got your Ass Kicked!

In your face Afghanistan! U.S. forces acting within NATO fired from a gunship on March 1st, ultimately killing 9 Afghan children who were collecting firewood. Take that Afghanistan! Not so fucking cocky now, are you? You want to step to … Continue reading

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What is Everyone in Egypt so Pissed Off About?

Seriously, can everyone over there rip a hookah and chill the fuck out. Some dictator-like dude, Mubarak, runs your country and treats you like shit. Big fucking deal. You want democracy, and you want the United States to intervene and … Continue reading

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In Your Face America!

The rest of America can swing from Chicago’s ample nuts. Highest gas prices in the country, bitches! $3.35 a gallon to a national average of $3.08. Salt Lake City is chock full of Mormon pussies who only pay $2.73, the … Continue reading

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Former Illinois Governor George Ryan may not get to See his Wife Die

Boo-fucking-hoo. Do you know, George, who gets to see their wives die? People who don’t commit a shitload of fucking crimes, that’s who. When you are elected to office by the citizens of the state, and then you wait until … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: We Got Bin Laden!!!

Oh wait, no we didn’t. My bad. He is still kicking it in a cave in Peshwar, balls-deep in virgins, washing down fresh opium with some tea you’ve never even heard of. There is a silver lining to this cloud … Continue reading

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God Ain’t Gonna do us Like That

Run, don’t walk, to your local car dealership and buy yourself the biggest SUV or truck you can find. Climate change is the bullshit of all bullshits. It is the biggest bullshit in China. And why you ask? Because John … Continue reading

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America Proves to the World Once More that We’re a Nation of Impatient Morons

If that black guy can’t fix everything that ails our country in less than 2 years, then fuck him right to hell, we’ll vote in a bunch of other people with no ideas on how to do it. Take that … Continue reading

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