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An Age-Old Question will be Answered this November

And that question is: Who do fundamentalist bible-thumping dipshits hate more; black people or people who don’t believe in the same Jesus they believe in?  It is going to be a fascinating election in that we will know once and … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement: Please Remember 9/11 Responsibly

I’ll put this right up front instead of weaving it into the larger quilt of sarcasm and bile: I hate the yearly “Remember 9/11″ manufactured bullshit.  It stinks and it hurts and it tries to make fools of us all.  There … Continue reading

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Dear The Donald: You Might Want to Remove Obama’s Balls from your Chin before you try to Talk Again

In an utterly stunning turn of events, The Donald’s surprising streak of successful assholery came to a screeching halt this past weekend. Obama first drops the birth certificate on his ass. Which by the way, if you are a “Birther”, … Continue reading

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If We Ever Get Off Our Asses and Actually Capture Bin Laden, This is what Should Happen

Let’s play make-believe for a moment and pretend we’re actually trying to catch Bin Laden, rather than using him as an iron-clad excuse to continue to steal poor people’s natural resources. So we’ve got a tactical unit out trying to … Continue reading

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