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Hey Hitler, How Does Ohio’s Ass Taste?

After reading the title I’m sure you are wondering how the great Buckeye State of Ohio managed to bend Hitler over and cram it into his maniacal, genocidal ass?  The 1936 Berlin Olympics is your answer.  Fantastic “American Experience” episode … Continue reading

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It Was God’s Plan for Me to get Fucked Up on Christmas Eve Eve

I bear absolutely no responsibility for my raging hangover on Christmas Eve.  If you were offended by it, then talk to the big guy upstairs.  “Why would you want to be hungover and borderline ill for your daughter’s first Christmas … Continue reading

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Terry Thompson, Hope You Read Dante’s “Inferno”, You Asshole

Because you are going straight to the 7th Level.  You are not going to pass GO, you will not collect $200.  You are going to be skull-fucked in an eternal hell fire.  You cowardly, putrid, diseased rhinoceros pizzle.  I was … Continue reading

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Tasting Notes: Rockmill Brewery’s “Saison”

It was the type of autumn day that a man must live to know that he was there.  He can view it in a Van Gogh painting, the “Wheat Stacks with Reaper”, and many of the like.  But he’ll never … Continue reading

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