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Public Service Announcement: Please Remember 9/11 Responsibly

I’ll put this right up front instead of weaving it into the larger quilt of sarcasm and bile: I hate the yearly “Remember 9/11″ manufactured bullshit.  It stinks and it hurts and it tries to make fools of us all.  There … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: We Got Bin Laden!!!

Oh wait, no we didn’t. My bad. He is still kicking it in a cave in Peshwar, balls-deep in virgins, washing down fresh opium with some tea you’ve never even heard of. There is a silver lining to this cloud … Continue reading

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