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Can Charlie Sheen get any Awesomer???

If you are anywhere….a party, a bar, at work, at the ball game, at church, at a bar mitzvah, at your grandma’s house for Easter dinner, anywhere….and someone tells you that “Charlie Sheen is out of control and needs help”….don’t … Continue reading

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Chicago’s Awful Weather Finally Fucking Killed Me

This is probably my last post. So to my global readership, all 8 of you, I want to say it’s been a great run. Somehow no one has alerted my mom to this enterprise. I thought it an inevitability, but … Continue reading

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