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The Scout Chronicles: Nope, They Made Me a Fuckin’ Wizard

This was the bullshit of all bullshits.  I told these assholes I wanted to be a vicious Werewolf for Halloween.  And instead I get dolled up like some girly Gandolph.  I didn’t even get a fuckin’ staff to hit people … Continue reading

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The Scout Chronicles: Scout is Going to be so Badass for Halloween

You have no idea what a stone-cold badass I’m going to be for Halloween tonight.  No fucking clue.  Okay, here is a clue: I’m going to be a gnarley-assed Werewolf.  Stick-up ears, fangs, giant claws, the whole nine.  You encounter … Continue reading

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