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Some Famous Asshole Needs to Start Wearing Skirts

And do it stat.  Been hotter than Texas asphalt in Joo-lie all summer and I’ve still got a pants crotch stuffed all up in my gear.  Yeah shorts are alright, but skirts are the cat’s ass.  I wore a skirt … Continue reading

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Would Someone Please get these Fucking Skinny Jeans Out of my Face Already?

This fashion trend has been mildly annoying for some time now, but I reached my breaking point this past Sunday at Whole Foods. I was minding my own business in the check-out line when I noticed two lines over a … Continue reading

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