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Tag Archives: chicago transit authority
Chivalry is Not Dead
I was off to work this morning, awaiting the bus at Sedgwick and Scott per usual. CTA is still a twat if ever there was one, but how else am I going to get to work, bike? Fuck that. As … Continue reading
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Oh Pork Arm, Why So Serious?
You clutch that hand rail with all your strength, Pork Arm. You glare at us all. Your tormentors, your oppressors. Those who entered the bus before you, taking those empty seats. You got on the bus too late for open … Continue reading
Hey, Thanks for the Ciggy Hit Fucko!
Walking to work this morning from the bus drop off. Feeling pretty, pretty, pretty fucking sprightly this morning if I do say so myself. For maybe the 5th time since her glorious birth, my daughter awoke only once in the … Continue reading
Why Does Society Treat the Handifat like they are Actually Disabled?
I’m so sick of this shit. I for one am not treating these people with kid’s gloves any longer. If you’ve eaten yourself into a lack of mobility, then fuck you, get out of the way and ideally quit breathing … Continue reading
People Standing up on Public Transit are Dog Shit on the Heel of Society
If you picked Chicago up and moved it to India, the people who are standing upright on public transit buses and trains would be the lowest form of scum in the Caste System, the “Untouchables”. If you don’t have a … Continue reading
Does Fat Insulate?
I pondered this question as I sat, shoulders dislocated inward with knees locked tightly, on the bus this morning. I entered the bus today with a strong determination to find a seat. I eagerly sought refuge from my pathetic, miserable, … Continue reading
An Ode to a Bus Fart
O Bus FartYou care not for the recycled nature of public transit airFlourishing in the unventilated cabinUnfettered by fresh breezesAnswering to no one in your anonymityBlamed most unfairly on minorities and the elderlyMusty and musky you hover playfully at face … Continue reading
The Chicago Transit Authority Sucks
The directors of the CTA should all be lined up in Daley Plaza and executed by firing squad at high noon. If I have one more fucking bus fly by my stop without stopping this week because it is too … Continue reading