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Could Somone Please Buy Me the Brett Favre “The Streak 297 Starts” Autographed Football for Christmas….

…..So that I can punch you right in your fucking stupid face. And then de-friend you on Facebook. Then block all of your email addresses. Then erase your phone number from my cell. Then call your parents and tell them … Continue reading

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Brett Favre Douche-O-Meter

Brett Favre was injured in Sunday‚Äôs action, a sprained throwing arm shoulder. Brett Favre has been telling the media this week that it hurts in the only way Brett Favre tells the media that he is hurt: By sounding very … Continue reading

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Urban Meyer Boldly Attempts to Out-Douche Bag Brett Favre

Urban, you’ve got a long row to hoe if you want to supplant Bayou Brett as sports’ most egomaniacal, narcissistic douche bag. But brother, you’re well on your way. Last December you lost the SEC Title game to fellow It’s … Continue reading

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Brett Favre Douche-O-Meter

Held mid-week press conference to explain that he is “hurting”. Made sure to emphasize that it wasn’t a big deal. He is a warrior and is playing through it. It doesn’t affect him. It is an excuse for his brilliant … Continue reading

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Brett Favre Douche-O-Meter

Has broken foot/ankle. Wants to play this week, not to help team, but rather to continue consecutive games started streak that only he and John Madden care about. Insistence on playing will have direct negative effect on team. Recent quote: … Continue reading

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