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Nice Orange Face Asshole

Its been 14 degrees and cloudy for the past 3 months in Chicago, and your fucking face is orange. Were you on vacation? Oh really, you were? It must have been at a beach resort on the planet Alderon, in … Continue reading

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Brett Favre Douche-O-Meter

Has broken foot/ankle. Wants to play this week, not to help team, but rather to continue consecutive games started streak that only he and John Madden care about. Insistence on playing will have direct negative effect on team. Recent quote: … Continue reading

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