I’ve got an idea: Just let it go. Trust me, I’d like to see this guy in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison just for being the staggering asshat that he is, as much as the next guy. But if you let it go at this point, another type of justice is going to play out. It is well known that this cock-chugger owes money all over town, and, well, he’s gotta, you know, feed the monkey, man. So call off the dogs. If you do, then he’s out of the news. If he’s out of the news, he isn’t selling books and the Today Show isn’t paying him money for interviews. He becomes an irrelevant douche bag that owes massive sums of money. He is a career politician that will never see another day in any office. He’ll go bust and eventually someone will see him in an alley next to a 7/11 taking a $5er from a closet homosexual to allow him to suck his dick. The problem solves itself. Sure Fitzgerald never gets to say “I got ‘em!”, but in the end he kinda did.
Why does anyone want to clean up Illinois politics anyway? Everyone in the country knows Illinois is dirtier than a hooker’s jiz rag on Nickel Night, and they all love it. Its fun, its hilarious, it provides entertainment. The Fates will sort this salad-tosser out in the end, lets spend our tax dollars on something more productive, like giant shiny beans in the park.