“I’m looking at the man in the mirror. Oooh-Hoo. I’m asking him to make a change.” Oh, boooo hoooo. The politicians are short-sighted, lazy fucking assholes who are ruining everything. If it weren’t for them everything would be A-OK. It is all the fault of political party A (or B). If only more of B (or A) were in office, they’d solve all the problems. But the fucking Liberals (or Conservatives) are too stupid to realize it. If we just let the Conservatives (or Liberals) run the show like they want, then we’d be on the proper course. DON’T THEY GET IT???? Who elected these assholes in the first place?
Get off the goddamn Thomas the Tank Engine potty, pull up your fucking pants you whining little bitches, and look in the mirror already. YOU ELECTED THEM. All of them. That fucking crying, fake-tanning, Lord of the Douche Bags John Boehner, who gives my home state a reputation more embarrassing than if it were known as The Pederast State……..you elected him. That fucking geek from Nevada and his incompetent henchwoman Pelosi, who elected those turds? You did, dickhole. You’ve no one to blame but yourselves. These are wretched, bickering, do-nothing asshats who couldn’t accomplish anything if their life depended on it. Actually, their job and existence depends on not being able to accomplish anything. And they represent you. You chose them. Get in your goddamn bed and lay in it. After all, you made it.
Quit being a pussy and start being The Boss. Go to the polls and vote for someone, anyone, but these tits-on-a-bull from the broken-down, about to implode, 2-party system. I’m sick of listening to windbags from my office and other places where I’m forced to overhear stupidity being puked from a Fox News regurgitating pie hole say they know the answers to the problems, then promptly going out and voting for some asshole who will do nothing to represent their prejudicial bitching. Quit watching the news, quit listening to talk radio, go to the polls and fire these mutherfuckers. Will someone outside of the current impotent power structure actually make a meaningful, recognizable change? I don’t know, but what the hell do we have to lose? Could we end up with Nazis? Yes, that is possible. Nazis or no Nazis (and if the Tampa GOP rally was any indication, that crew isn’t too far from fascism), I’ve discontinued voting for donkeys or elephants and hoping for some different outcome. Elephants launched wars of aggression we can never hope to pay for and implemented government policies intruding on people’s personal lives and liberties all in the name of “National Security”. Donkeys have dragged their feet on ending the wars of aggression, have actually increased the violence in some, starting bombing new brown people, hope to start bombing others, won’t close Guantanamo, and have really gone balls-deep on the “just the tip, see how it feels” Big Brother policies initiated by the Elephants. What are you voting “for“? Elephants are going to cut spending by initiating multi-trillion dollar wars overseas, cutting taxes at the same time, and they are going to protect individual liberties by creating the Patriot Act and opening Guantanamo. Donkeys are going to dig the nation out of those debts by either ignoring the Elephants’ policies or escalating them, and also creating massive public programs that cost $600,000,000 to make and $1,200,000,000 to fix. The choices are crystal clear.
My own high-minded “50 Year Plan” which would probably never work in the real world is predicated upon equal education opportunity and equal access to competent healthcare. So by proxy I’m in “support” of massive healthcare reform. That being said, look at how these assholes have handled their coup de grace. Fucked city. It cost them $600,000,000 + to BUILD A FUCKING WEBSITE. If you’d outsourced this to Google it would have cost about $1,000,000 and a 6 month supply of Mountain Dew and Skittles for Jugdish, Alexev, Zhiang, and the rest of the crew. And it goddamned well would have worked. This mountain of bullshit is 6 weeks old and still waiting for someone to install batteries. But they built it to require a C Battery, and you can’t find C Batteries anywhere. Yet people retain their jobs. These cats don’t give one half of one fuck. They know you’ll pay them either way so what incentive do they have to perform? I’m just sick of listening to the bitching. Like the little black guy who looked like a creepy old white woman carrying umbrellas in the sun like Japanese ladies and whose fingers smelled like Macaulay Culkin’s underwear said, “And no message could have been any clearer…..If you wanna make the world a better place…..Take a look at yourself and then make a change!”