He banged her and told her to get the fuck out of his hotel room before you even read the word “Headline”. Deal with it. If you’re extra-lucky, George Clooney might bang you some day. He doesn’t want to hear how she is an aspiring actress, he doesn’t want to know about how she’s been sliding out of her seat over him ever since E.R., and he sure as fucking shit isn’t going to become her Facebook friend. All he wants to do is hit it, forget it, and go on with his sexy-assed day. If your sister is smart, she’ll pick up her clothes (and don’t even bother searching for the undies, Clooney melted those right off your ass with his steely gaze), get the fuck out of Clooney’s life, and not shower for 2 weeks so that she can show-off her Clooney stink for a while.
We watched The American recently, and this under-handed son-of-a-bitch is so goddamned handsome it just ain’t fair. If I walked in on my wife banging George Clooney, I don’t know what I would do. Probably just give respect where respect is due, and leave them to it. Then go mow my lawn, so that it looks nice when George leaves.