Has broken foot/ankle. Wants to play this week, not to help team, but rather to continue consecutive games started streak that only he and John Madden care about. Insistence on playing will have direct negative effect on team. Recent quote: “I’ve played through injuries that most people wouldn’t even attempt.”
THREAT LEVEL: HIGH
Expect “Gunslinging”, Brett Favre passes completed to people NOT wearing Vikings jerseys, limping off field as though amongst wounded at Verdun, pained “warrior” faces on sideline sans helmet, general assclown behavior.