Held mid-week press conference to explain that he is “hurting”. Made sure to emphasize that it wasn’t a big deal. He is a warrior and is playing through it. It doesn’t affect him. It is an excuse for his brilliant 4 turnover (3 INTs, 1 fumble) performance previous week versus Bears, but it doesn’t affect him. Brett Favre IS responsible for absorbing massive amounts of pain that would have the rest of us mere mortals lying in the fetal position drinking from a bottle of morphine. Brett Favre is NOT responsible for the turnovers that Brett Favre’s body commits. The injuries and the “hurting” are responsible for those. Brett Favre the man and body is only responsible for playing through the “hurting” and being a warrior. Brett Favre the man and body has never committed turnovers and lost games. Only the “hurting” commits turnovers and loses games.
Threat Level: MODERATE
Expect more interceptions to be thrown by the “hurting”, Turkey Bowl game in which everyone wears Wrangler jeans and no cleats, sexting dick pics to your mom and sister, hanging out in hot tubs with teenage babysitters and Mark Chmura while Mrs. Favre and Mrs. Chmura pray to Jesus. With the Brett Favre Threat Level at Moderate, holiday travel should not be impacted.