And that question is: Who do fundamentalist bible-thumping dipshits hate more; black people or people who don’t believe in the same Jesus they believe in? It is going to be a fascinating election in that we will know once and for all who the Jesus-loving, but black, Mexican, Jew, “liberal”, equality hating bible-belt dislikes the most. Who will their God tell them to go hate? This is so exciting! We’re talking about a crowd who actually sent their menfolk to die for the right to enslave and beat the shit out of black people, but who also enslaved the blacks and killed the Indians because God told them it was cool if they did so. The debate around the Baptist and Pentecostal dinner tables this fall should be absolutely electrifying.
What is my gut telling me? Well, here is my prediction: While they will no doubt be quite upset about the fact that Mitt believes in something that they have no concept of, but are pretty sure is some weird Northeasterer liberal-tainted horseshit, at the end of the day he believes in what they likely presume to be some sort of white, blue-eyed God somewhere. And that might count for something to them. And of course, he ain’t “some Muslim fuckin’ N%@#&R”. That is my bold prognostication. There is just no way that a guy who is fighting to reform health care for the poorest people in the country, most notably bible-belt Southerners, can be trusted, when the guy in question is a fucking Muslim black guy whose name is obviously just a derivative of Osama bin Laden. No fucking way. They’ll cast their lot with the weirdo religious freak they don’t understand, know absolutely nothing about, and whose agenda is in direct opposition with anything that might make their lives even one cunt hair better, because hey, at least he’s white. That counts for something. It is so damn sad for them that Santorum couldn’t pull it out. That is just the kind of low-IQ “family values” (family values of intolerance and hatred, of course) mutherfucker they would have loved to rally behind against this modern day Saladin.