In your face Afghanistan! U.S. forces acting within NATO fired from a gunship on March 1st, ultimately killing 9 Afghan children who were collecting firewood. Take that Afghanistan! Not so fucking cocky now, are you? You want to step to the United States? You get children slaughtered. Plain and simple. You don’t even have to step to the United States to get your shit packed. Some crazy assholes that you don’t pay attention to can take over your country, then provide a safe haven for some even crazier assholes who blow up some buildings in the United States, and you’ll still get your ass kicked and your children blown up. U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly, you ugly! And we’re doing this shit on your home court. How embaaaarrrrassing. Think of how many kids we’d blow up if this was in our gym.
I can’t believe these people have the audacity to bitch about some measly hillbilly children to begin with. Look at all we’ve done for them. Since we showed up there have been some election-type thingys that have occurred. Even better, if the person the U.S. doesn’t want to win, happens to win, one of these election-style happenings, we declare it illegal and have other electionesque events until the guy we want to win, wins. It is all in your best interest, trust us. Sometimes some kids get blown the fuck to hell. Instead of sitting around bitching about it, come up with a better game plan next time. If you don’t like getting your ass kicked in front of your own fans, then play better. It isn’t our job to stop ourselves from scoring, it is the defense’s job to stop us.