Monthly Archives: March 2014

If You are Watching News Coverage of the Malaysian Plane Mystery, STOP!

That plane be gone, them folks be dead. End of chat. It is sad, it is tragic, and I feel butthurt for every family who lost someone on that plane. I wish I had the power to un-fuck that flight … Continue reading

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Looking for a Position as a “Fluffer” (Non-Porn)

I think I’ve found the perfect job for myself. The issue now becomes finding out whether it exists in the real world. I’ve been told since college by people in all walks of life; relatives, friends, old people, young people, … Continue reading

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Today’s Interesting Fact

While working out in my basement before the sun graced my part of the earth with it’s meager rays, I was playing the Rap station on Music Choice TV. I chose the basement over the gym given it is 1,000,000 … Continue reading

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Saturday Haiku

Winter is a whore Shaking it’s little behind Sex fades to cold clap

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