Monthly Archives: December 2013

The First Day of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, an Arctic blast straight up the ass. I’m sure residents of Minnesota are crying their eyes out for us, but it is colder than a witch’s tit in … Continue reading

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Defense Spending Cuts Avoided. USA! USA! USA!

Some sort of congressional “deal” was announced today. It was hailed as a success, but we all know it was bullshit. Kick that can on down the road. As an aside the reporter noted “One of the deals was avoiding … Continue reading

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What is Best in Life?

Best movie quote, history. No arguments against will be accepted, or even considered. See for yourself  

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The Scout Chronicles: Thanksgiving FAIL

Got myself so geared up for TurDuckEn that I couldn’t even sleep on Thanksgiving Eve. Paced around the house all night, occasionally licking my unit, anticipating that first sweet un-chewed swallow of poultry triple-threat. I requested they save the ass … Continue reading

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