Monthly Archives: September 2013

Ballz to the MFing Wall Saturday!!!

Gonna fucking ROCK IT tomorrow! Are you ready to fucking rock!?!?!? Huh, I CAN’T HEAR YOU??? I said: “Are you ready to fucking ROCK this Saturday!?!?!?” In case you read as well as you hear, that’s 4 exclamation points and 4 question … Continue reading

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Toddlers Suck

There is no reason to side-step the issue and pretend like your toddler doesn’t suck. Many parents do and it baffles me. “Oh, Johnny is such a blessing”. Fuck you, I just watched Johnny intentionally spill his juice, pick his … Continue reading

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Stick an Apple in Her Mouth and Send Her to Chinatown

She strode confidently into the blue line train at rush hour. A mountain of a woman clad in blue and green plaid capri pants and a blue “top” that I can define neither as tee-shirt nor polo. Suffice it to say the garment served as … Continue reading

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