Monthly Archives: January 2013

There is Only ONE WAY to Solve this Gun Rights Debate

Voting……What the fuck good is that going to do for you? Protest….You really think anyone is paying a lick of attention? Argue with people…..Do you really want to waste that much time and energy? Sign petitions….I’ve never actually heard a … Continue reading

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Probably Safe to Take Your Christmas Decorations Down at this Point

I think we can be fairly certain, on January 25th, that Santa isn’t going to loop back around and make any sort of gift worthiness decisions based on the tackiness of your light display. The war is over for 2012 soldier, … Continue reading

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If You Need Your Refrigerator Repaired, Just Kill Yourself

We’ve got a 9-year-old Whirlpool refrigerator, which I found out today means “Go fuck yourself, piker”. We need a new water filter and our ice cube maker no longer makes ice cubes, which is really the only thing it is good it. … Continue reading

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Persecuting Lance Armstrong is a Mistake

Do not misunderstand me: Lance Armstrong is a Class 1AA Asshole if ever there was one. He is as true a son of Texas as has ever lived. A maniacal, me-first, arrogant, Lone Star cocksucker in a class below none else. … Continue reading

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Manti Te’o……Patience

Don’t worry all, something is in the works. I need time. I don’t want to be purely a reactionary here. This is monumental on such a level that a knee-jerk reaction piece would do discredit to the unprecedented fucktardery of … Continue reading

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Nose Candy

My bus route is a piece of shit if ever there was one. I take it only to work, not from. It is too much of a process on the return route. But on the way in ol’ #11 (now … Continue reading

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The Chik-Fil-A President is a Goddamn Genius

I am well aware that this post isn’t exactly current news. I was trekking Nepal in 2012 and couldn’t get my laptop online. The wireless service in Bharatpur is shit. So please forgive me. If you think Dan Cathy, the president of … Continue reading

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Crisis Averted

I haven’t heard a peep out of a Notre Dame fan since Monday night’s prison rape. Someone failed to tell the Fighting Irish-who showed up with pocket knives-that this was a gun fight. They could not even defend themselves, just … Continue reading

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Tasting Notes: Rockmill Brewery’s Cask Aged Tripel

I apologize for taking so long to finally post notes on Rockmill’s cask aged tripel effort. It has been well over a year since I actually drank my first bottle. My bottle came to me via my old university chum … Continue reading

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BCS Championship: This Time We Both Lose Johnny

We are about 3 hours away from kickoff and I still have no idea who I’m rooting for. Normally in a game like this I’d root for the Al Queda Network. But alas I know a couple of people who will be in … Continue reading

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