Monthly Archives: December 2012

Die Sideways Peace Sign. DIE!!!

Why? Fucking why? Goddamnit. Goddamnit straight to hell.┬áThis isn’t acceptable in decent society. Hell, it isn’t acceptable in the jungle. This isn’t acceptable in war. It isn’t acceptable during a meth-fueled orgy in a Bakersfield squatter camp. And I don’t … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Ugandan Rebels Liberated!

Psych! There may very well be Ugandan rebels awaiting liberation at this very moment, but I’ll be goddamned if I know anything about them. We’ve got far more important business at hand anyway. This is really about the first letters … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan is One Classy Broad

The only surprising aspect of the most recent “Lindsay Lohan arrested in NYC” story is that Lindsay Lohan is still alive. It is a testament to the resiliency of the human body, the ability of the genitals to┬ácontain infectious diseases … Continue reading

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