Monthly Archives: April 2012

The Secret Service Sex Scandal has Me Puzzled

If what I am understanding is correct…If you are in the U.S. Secret Service, while on assignment you canNOT have sex with Colombian prostitutes.  So what is the fucking point of being one?  What the hell am I missing here?  … Continue reading

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The Worst Wine I Ever Drank

I was exchanging text messages with a friend recently, and topic of “conversation” hit the intersection of Eastern Europe and wine.  Don’t ask how we got there–just know that we did.  It forced me to come to terms and deal … Continue reading

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GOOD NEWS!

Um, no.  Actually no fucking good news at all.  To be honest, what I got doesn’t even qualify as “news” in any way, shape or form.  I was taking Scout out for his morning dump today when we were approached … Continue reading

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An Age-Old Question will be Answered this November

And that question is: Who do fundamentalist bible-thumping dipshits hate more; black people or people who don’t believe in the same Jesus they believe in?  It is going to be a fascinating election in that we will know once and … Continue reading

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