Monthly Archives: December 2011

I’m In a FAST Market for New Years Resolutions in 2012

These are my many 2012 New Years Resolutions: 1. Keep being fucking awesome, day-in, day-out.  2. I promise to not lose any weight or get in shape in 2012.  You know why?  Because I don’t eat like a fucking sow … Continue reading

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It Was God’s Plan for Me to get Fucked Up on Christmas Eve Eve

I bear absolutely no responsibility for my raging hangover on Christmas Eve.  If you were offended by it, then talk to the big guy upstairs.  “Why would you want to be hungover and borderline ill for your daughter’s first Christmas … Continue reading

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The Only People Who Read “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” are Chicks and Douche Bags

So the question is: Which one am I?  That is fuckin’-A right Peter, I finally caved, traded in my balls, and am fully immersed in TGWTDT.  Just buried in that shit on the bus.  Oh I’m sorry Ms. Octogenarian with … Continue reading

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The Blog has Been Shit Lately

Deal with it. 

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Herman Cain is a Pimp, Deal With It

What Herman Cain has is a pound of Alabama blacksnake, and it ain’t too buku.  Old boy likes his trim.  And so fucking what?  Is he a scumbag?  Probably; what politician isn’t?  But the big question is, why do people give a … Continue reading

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