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Monthly Archives: July 2011
Biggest Upset in World Tournament History: #16 Seed Al Queda Knocks off #1 Seed America
Who could have seen this one coming? Most powerful, explosive team in the entire world beaten in the tournament by a group of Islamic fundamentalist weirdos with nothing more than disposable Stanley knives. In my nightmares I imagined nuclear missiles … Continue reading
Tagged afghanistan, al queda, dubbyah
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Jacoby Ellsbury is Hot
And I don’t just mean he is incredibly good looking. He is also tearing the cover off the fucking baseball, swiping bags, and doing his best Dyson impersonation out in center field. But mostly he is just a smokin’ hot … Continue reading
Tagged baseball, red sox
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I’m Home with my 4 Month Old Daughter for the Next 10 Days….
…..Who wants to fucking party?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You name the bar/patio/balcony/kegger/biker-speed-bash/LSD freak-out/concert/pool-party/BBQ/high school graduation rager…..and I’ll be there with fucking bells on! Oh, and also with a small baby strapped to my chest by Swedish engineering. Hope that is cool. And the … Continue reading
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Why Does Society Treat the Handifat like they are Actually Disabled?
I’m so sick of this shit. I for one am not treating these people with kid’s gloves any longer. If you’ve eaten yourself into a lack of mobility, then fuck you, get out of the way and ideally quit breathing … Continue reading
Is This the Worst Picture of All Time?
You will never in a million years believe what I’m about to write, after viewing this Tijuana coat-hanger abortion of a picture: This guy used to RUN SHIT. I’m talking “The Natural”. This cat walks onto a Top-40 rap dance floor … Continue reading
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Amy Winehouse is Dead. I Never Saw it Coming.
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t want to live anymore!!!!!!! She was so full of life, how can she be dead? I just don’t get it, she looked fantastic! Why, why goddamnit, do they always take the good ones????? It isn’t fair, it … Continue reading
Tagged celebrity, cocaine, drinking
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The Scout Chronicles: My Boss Needs to Get Off My Ass
My boss and all his goddamn “deadlines” can kiss my hairy fucking ass. The Scoutmeister is taking a personal day, and that is the end of the story.
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Why Would You EVER Hire a Fat Personal Trainer?
I’ve never understood this phenomenon. It reared its ugly head yesterday at the gym, as I was forced to listen to some obese asshole chastise and “coach” some old man through a pathetic work out which would not have produced … Continue reading
Tagged gym, obesity
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Another Lovely Day Here in Dubai
105 degrees today with 1,000% humidity. Gorgeous! Watch out for that sandstorm around midday, wouldn’t want sand in your melted ice cream. Perfect day for nothing. Scorching hazy sun reflecting off the Persian Gulf cooking your brain right inside your … Continue reading
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Chicago Weather Forecast:
Today’s Forecast: It is going to be fucking hot today, with a chance of swamp ass. Wednesday: Hotter than a freshly-raped fox in a forest fire*. Sport-wipe necessary when you finally get to your office, as swamp-ass is guaranteed. Thursday: … Continue reading