Monthly Archives: November 2010

If You Camped Out in the Parking Lot of a Store on Thanksgiving Night to be the First in Line for Black Friday, You are an Asshole

That’s all I have, you’re a fucking asshole of the highest order. And to the stupid redneck bitch in the picture, “It WAS You”, and everyone fucking knows it.

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If You Camped Out in the Parking Lot of Store on Thanksgiving Night to be the First in Line for Black Friday, You are an Asshole

That’s it, you’re a fucking asshole of the highest order. And by the way stupid redneck bitch in the picture, it was you.

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The Scout Chronicles: I Took it in the Ass on Thanksgiving Day

Get that fucking camera out of my face asshole! You wouldn’t be smiling either if you got rail-roaded like I did on “Turkey Day”. More like “Same ‘Ol Dried Hippie Dog Food Bullshit Day” for the Scoutmeister. The day started … Continue reading

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Buffalo Bills Wideout Steve Johnson Finally Holds God Accountable

It is about son-of-a-bitch’n time someone finally held God accountable for a fuck-up. It is all praise for successes, all the time. But finally Steve Johnson showed some fucking balls and blamed the responsible party for dropping the game-winning touchdown … Continue reading

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Brett Favre Douche-O-Meter

Held mid-week press conference to explain that he is “hurting”. Made sure to emphasize that it wasn’t a big deal. He is a warrior and is playing through it. It doesn’t affect him. It is an excuse for his brilliant … Continue reading

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The Scout Chronicles: Big Ass Dump Today!

You should have seen this pile I curled a while ago. Minding my own business trying to get some beauty sleep when that goddamned alarm goes off. I ignored it per usual but mom and dad were up like the … Continue reading

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Goose Island Bourbon County Stout is the Bombtrack

Your first sip of Goose Island’s seasonal release is like God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost all ascended from Cloudland and put their nuts directly in your mouth. Its that good….A tea-bagging from the Holy Trinity. At 13% ABV you … Continue reading

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God Ain’t Gonna do us Like That

Run, don’t walk, to your local car dealership and buy yourself the biggest SUV or truck you can find. Climate change is the bullshit of all bullshits. It is the biggest bullshit in China. And why you ask? Because John … Continue reading

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Do Native Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving?

I really don’t know. Do they? If they don’t, then they sure as shit should. If not, then I guess they’re with the terrorists. That original Thanksgiving was such a sweetheart deal for them I can’t even stand it. The … Continue reading

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Two Words, When Used Together, Guaranteed to Creep Women Out

Moist Panties. Utter that phrase together and you will undoubtedly send shivers up the spine of the woman you are talking to. When used alone, no big deal: The grass is moist from the dew; Don’t get your panties in … Continue reading

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